Are you Cornish?

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#1

Well are you?


#2

Ive got a Worzels record somewhere does that count?

and i know most of the words to “Ive got a brand new combine harvester and ill give you the key” :o


#3

I’ve actually never felt like I was either from Cornwall or a delicious roasted bird.


#4

I saw a Henway once


#5

Yep all the time…Oh sh!t I thought it said: ‘Are you Hornyish’.:slight_smile:


#6

I’m corny … does that count?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.


#7

Huh? What’s cornish…


#8

Dito.


#9

Cornish = An inhabitant of a county/province in South West England


#10

I just assumed that it meant … saucy :wink:


#11

Hey, maybe those from south west England are saucy and thats why they call them cornish???


#12

i thought it was a type of hen.


#13

Aaaahhhhh, in that case: NO. :smiley:


#14

nope im kentish:p


#15

I saw a tractor one time. Does that count?


#16

Erm…NO!


#17

Nottingham. Land of Robin Hood. Does anyone know why he talks with a French accent in ShreK?


#18

That would be because … the people that made it obviously don’t know or can’t tell the difference …


#19

Well, it’s funny you should ask - because my family is indeed from Cornwall. I am, however, fifth generation Australian.


#20

no i’m not cornish just crazy