All your efforts will be in vain, resistance is futile, we will add your technological and biological disctinctiveness to our own.
We have already adapted to all of your puny weapons.
Surrender now and we shall spare your testicles which we use in the anti-anti-serum plant.
All of you insignificant and puny humans will soon realise the great joy of becoming aussie borg, if you act now, you'll get a free dental plan. limitations apply