Err… even when they are dark or evil thoughts ?
Well ok… but don’t think of me different before i wrote this eh ?
What about that day … that particular monday that everything goes wrong. You get up , way too late of course to go to work… so you decide to skip about everything… washing , cleaning , combing , but just put a lotion or something on and hope everything will stay fresh till the end of working day.
You know it won’t , but you’re ok with it , because people will not tell you anyway at how disgusted they are with you. They always do that behind your back.
That reminds me of how much something i want to kill everyone who acts stupid , is stupid or wants to be stupid. Except myself of course. So that if someone tells me something stupid , i just lift a finger and that person turns inside out. Bowels splatting everywhere… people being very scared about my powers but not screaming or telling the cops , because they respect the power.
They know that with a blink of my eyes i can turn them into splattering pools of deep red blood… their bowels eaten by squirrels and their bones used at the local cafeteria as food.
Then i start having one of my cigarettes and everyone who wants to borrow one , i kill. I have really had it with people who can’t afford their own cigarettes. What am i ? The local cigarette samaritan ? So i toss these people onto an electric fence and start using them as an ashtray.
Afterwards lunch is… lunch is sickening , but i’ll leave that for another time.