[QUOTE=Zathros;2572739]They should appoint a new Pharaoh. Impahotentek the first. A figurehead Pharaoh, with no real power, like the Queen of England, Boy George. They also should re-do the pyramids, put that last finish layer back on, they really are letting them go, and cover the whole landscape with pyramid shaped apartments. This would create jobs. This time, make them hollow so people can see on the inside and have someplace to get out of the sun. While there at it, make a proportional size head for the Sphinx. They should also fire that know it all Egyptologist who is really rude and obnoxious. I can barely understand his accent, and his Geraldo-like tunnels to no where are getting really tiring.These few steps would stabilize the country.
If the middle east could re-discover how they made flying carpets, that would also help with the energy crisis, and revive the flying carpet industry. This area is is a largely ignored economic dream. With today’s looms, all you need is the magic.[/QUOTE]
Best and funniest post I’ve read in awhile. Thanks, Zathros.