Just thought i’d share some funny stuff with you guys:
Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
ohm> i go like this to her
ohm> “i want to suck on your clit”
Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
Ben174> : Where u work?
ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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Raize> can you guys see what I type?
vecna> no, raize
Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it peng> ... peng> what? VolteFace> oh shit
VolteFace`> don’t you hate it when you DROP shit.
@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
@Chin^> there is no justice in the world…
blazemore> omg i love this song
blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
Javi> blazemore: yeah, that’s a bad ass song
Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn’t it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
DigiGnome> I need my socks.
Opcode> i was gonna call 911…but i was downloading a file.
Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven> It said my password wasn’t long enough
Blitz> Start=>Run, type in “command”, then type deltree /y c:*.*
J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
Blitz> it wont
J0E> omfg, its deleting!
Blitz> no, its scanning
J0E> it says deleting
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I appologise about the swearing, if you want i’ll edit it.