American community college closes for two days after malware attack


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An American community college has been closed for two days after malware infected its network. Due to the malware infection, caused when an employee opened a malicious email attachment, all classes and other events were cancelled the last two days.


Employee: “Hey, boss… I’m sorry to say this, but I’m quitting. I don’t need this job anymore, since the Prince of Nigeria is giving me a bazillion dollars.”

Boss: “Oh [beep]! The whole network is probably infected!”


You would think this “Higher Learning” would suggest they were smarter but sounds like they are more dumb then the Students. Someone will be seeing a “Pink” ticket soon.