American community college closes for two days after malware attack


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Originally published at: https://www.myce.com/news/american-community-college-closes-for-two-days-after-malware-attack-86252/

An American community college has been closed for two days after malware infected its network. Due to the malware infection, caused when an employee opened a malicious email attachment, all classes and other events were cancelled the last two days.


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Employee: “Hey, boss… I’m sorry to say this, but I’m quitting. I don’t need this job anymore, since the Prince of Nigeria is giving me a bazillion dollars.”

Boss: “Oh [beep]! The whole network is probably infected!”


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You would think this “Higher Learning” would suggest they were smarter but sounds like they are more dumb then the Students. Someone will be seeing a “Pink” ticket soon.