Do you believe in astrology? That the zodiac signs help you becoming the greatest person ever alive?
Didn’t you always want to have an alternate zodiac sign? Sure you do! Pick one! Then post a horoscope for it.
This week you will be picked out of your happy little habitat by bearded men who wear dresses. The bearded men will show you the true path of enlightment, but beware lobster! You may find the love of your life in the local greenhouse. Your SAT scores will be horrible and you might want to think about commiting suicide.