"A suspected drunk driver was zapped with a Taser in north Edmonton after he climbed from his car holding a machete to his throat.
Cops were called about 7:15 p.m. to 137 Avenue and 97 Street over an allegedly armed and impaired driver.
They spotted a stolen car and pulled it over after a brief, slow-speed chase.
The driver emerged from the car holding a machete to his throat. He allegedly waved it at cops who then zapped him with a Taser."
Dumb people crack me up!