Alien technology repairs your DVD's

Works on CD’s too and its funky!

CD-DVD doctor
So, is this the ultimate killer tool that could even wipe out a space pig?

  1. I have no clue
  2. a space pig is not easy to kill anyway

Can i buy a vowel?

Do it allow also to make a delicious “granita”?

So … where’s the knob to set stun, kill & hyperdeath???