Hell! If a child molesting ex-Nazi can be the pope, Airhead should have no trouble getting voted in with his worst crimes being limited to possesion & distribution of midget pirate porn.
Plus, Airhead can bring his own insane pope hat, among others, a definite saving for the roman catholic church!
What are your thoughts?
Oh, please, please, please let Airhead be pope!!! 
That might allow you to get down on your knees, before airhead, just a little more often, eh? 
Oh god Yes! Oh god!
bless you my son but you forgot the most important option… i wear underwear on my head
I will sacrifice many marzipan babies to help Airhead be pope!
My sacrifice:
I think that’s upto God to decide & the pope to provide guidance to the masses.
Airhead said if he were Pope I could be an Alter Girl…so sure let him be Pope already!
Finally somebody noticed the clever pope-cameo! You will all recieve your blessings in your mailboxes shortly. Also MaphistoFemme (apologies for calling you Mephisto) will recieve an extra bonus in hat-form.
13 Ave Maria’s (the correct latin form of Hail Mary) for the person who voted “No”.
OMG airhead for pope dont you know the pope is infalable i once made a mistake and was wrong but later found out i was right but airhead or bu***r it airhead for pope he suits the mitre AMEN
well currently god is tied for first
You won’t have ANY fun dressing up as an alter-girl. We’ll dress you up as an alter-boy instead 
Yo-
Alternate - and probably good way - to find a boy friend - probably of the cloth - imagine the surprise when the truth is found out-eh!
Perfect occupation for a Swde. He’s properly the best pick around.
airhead 4 pope
he cant be any worse than the other lot we picked …
honest… am tellin you, as god is my witness… the fish i caught was this big
so if you are picked for bein next pope airhead… least you’ll get a new motor
/me suspects the pope is one virile bugger & that they keep him in the cage to ensure he doesn’t ravage the women!
