Originally posted by slayerking
jeez complaining about 34degrees C thats nothing. Last year i was talking to an irishman down the road that said it was so hot he thought he was gonna die of heat exaustion. I just looked at him and laughed and said youre gonna be fucked when summer comes around, Haha he thought it was summer in the middle of winter here
That reminds me on a little joke. :bigsmile:
40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.
173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?" (Translation: - chilly, are you cold as well)
500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in World Cup!!!!