A cat a day keeps the dogs away :p

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#2711

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2723139]^now that’s a big kitty!!![/QUOTE]

So, a Lynx walks into a bar and says "I’d like a …->->->->->->->->…->->->…Beer"
The bartender says “Why the big pause?” :iagree::p:D


#2712

Cats have priority’s here’s a list


#2713

^Who can read that? Well, I can’t so here’s a larger version and a text version.

THE TEN CATMANDMENTS:

Thou shalt have no other gods before thyself.

Thou shalt not kill, or at least if thou art going to kill, thou shalt have a game of football with the thing thou is going to kill before thou properly finishest it off.

Thou shalt repeat the internal mantra ‘I hate this! It’s
fucking great!’ about the majority of life experiences.

Thou shalt not drink the water put out for thee by thy humans. Thou shalt instead demand to drink the freshest water in Christendom straight from the tap, although if that is not forthcoming, thou shalt protest by drinking any old rainy, algae-spattered crap thou might find in next door’s
garden.

Thou shalt ignore any toy thy human has bought for thee, especially the really expensive ones, but thou shalt dearly cherish the packaging of said toy, and have hours of fun with it.

Thou shalt forget thy mother and father quite quickly when separated from them, and, if thou happens to see them again, thou shalt sniff their bottoms then hiss at them intimidatingly.

Thou shalt snack voraciously, stealing at least one fish before the age of three, always remembering to leave something black and hard to remove behind after every meal, and getting irrationally excited when thy biscuit dispenser is topped up, even though thy new biscuits are just the same as those underneath.

Thou shalt not commit adultery, except in a kind of ‘dry
hump’ way, with thy owner’s cleanest knitwear and bedding.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s cardboard box.

Thou shalt never forget the rule that thy affection towards thy human should rise and fall in direct proportion to the amount of miscellaneous crap stuck to thy fur at the time.


#2714

Thank you kind dragon, I do get in hurry sometimes ,I apologize


#2715

That time of the month,eh


#2716

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2724123]^Who can read that? Well, I can’t so here’s a larger version and a text version.

THE TEN CATMANDMENTS:

[/QUOTE]

Ah, I love The Bear :smiley:

He looks a little like Chewie, the 9 year old kitty I adopted after Bazzy died (so lonely here without a cat to chat to!):

[EDIT: Sorry about the size!!]



#2717

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725037]Ah, I love The Bear :smiley:

He looks a little like Chewie, the 9 year old kitty I adopted after Bazzy died (so lonely here without a cat to chat to!):

[EDIT: Sorry about the size!!][/QUOTE]

After reading about Baz I was going to post you a new cat as a surprise. :flower: After all, there are only two things you can do with a cat in a box (see below). ;):bigsmile:

Last November, sister #1 decided to get a kitten without asking anyone else. Which is fine if you live on your own, but if you’ve effectively moved back home to your parents house… :rolleyes: And guess who had to look after it when she went on holiday. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It’s a black kitten with a few white spots on its back, the result of an accident with hot cup of coffee (nothing to do with me, honest, I have a cast iron alibi).

She calls it Minnie, I call it [B]Mini-Schrödinger[/B]. :iagree::bigsmile: [I]Evil chuckle[/I]


#2718

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2724123]^Who can read that? Well, I can’t so here’s a larger version and a text version.

THE TEN CATMANDMENTS:

Thou shalt have no other gods before thyself.

Thou shalt not kill, or at least if thou art going to kill, thou shalt have a game of football with the thing thou is going to kill before thou properly finishest it off.

Thou shalt repeat the internal mantra ‘I hate this! It’s
fucking great!’ about the majority of life experiences.

Thou shalt not drink the water put out for thee by thy humans. Thou shalt instead demand to drink the freshest water in Christendom straight from the tap, although if that is not forthcoming, thou shalt protest by drinking any old rainy, algae-spattered crap thou might find in next door’s
garden.

Thou shalt ignore any toy thy human has bought for thee, especially the really expensive ones, but thou shalt dearly cherish the packaging of said toy, and have hours of fun with it.

Thou shalt forget thy mother and father quite quickly when separated from them, and, if thou happens to see them again, thou shalt sniff their bottoms then hiss at them intimidatingly.

Thou shalt snack voraciously, stealing at least one fish before the age of three, always remembering to leave something black and hard to remove behind after every meal, and getting irrationally excited when thy biscuit dispenser is topped up, even though thy new biscuits are just the same as those underneath.

Thou shalt not commit adultery, except in a kind of ‘dry
hump’ way, with thy owner’s cleanest knitwear and bedding.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s cardboard box.

Thou shalt never forget the rule that thy affection towards thy human should rise and fall in direct proportion to the amount of miscellaneous crap stuck to thy fur at the time.[/QUOTE]

So true. :iagree:


#2719

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725037]He looks a little like Chewie, the 9 year old kitty I adopted after Bazzy died (so lonely here without a cat to chat to!):[/QUOTE] Sorry to hear that Baz died, and glad to hear you have a new kitty! :flower:


#2720

[QUOTE=Ibex;2725056]After reading about Baz I was going to post you a new cat as a surprise. :flower: After all, there are only two things you can do with a cat in a box (see below). ;):bigsmile:

Last November, sister #1 decided to get a kitten without asking anyone else. Which is fine if you live on your own, but if you’ve effectively moved back home to your parents house… :rolleyes: And guess who had to look after it when she went on holiday. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It’s a black kitten with a few white spots on its back, the result of an accident with hot cup of coffee (nothing to do with me, honest, I have a cast iron alibi).

She calls it Minnie, I call it [B]Mini-Schrödinger[/B]. :iagree::bigsmile: [I]Evil chuckle[/I][/QUOTE]

LOL! :bigsmile:

/me has a quiet word with Ibex’s sister about boxes…:wink:

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2725063]Sorry to hear that Baz died, and glad to hear you have a new kitty! :flower:[/QUOTE]

Thanks :flower:…this one’s a little more feisty than Baz! :eek:


#2721

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725077]Thanks :flower:…this one’s a little more feisty than Baz! :eek:[/QUOTE]

Is that possible? :eek:


#2722

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725077]Thanks :flower:…this one’s a little more feisty than Baz! :eek:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ibex;2725084]Is that possible? :eek:[/QUOTE]
Yes, Chewie is known to rip your arms off if you beat him at games. :stuck_out_tongue:


#2723

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2725087]Yes, Chewie is known to rip your arms off if you beat him at games. :p[/QUOTE]
RRAAAAAH! :iagree:


#2724

[QUOTE=Ibex;2725084]Is that possible? :eek:[/QUOTE]

Oh yes! Baz was a dope of a cat, and a real purr machine! Early days yet, but Chewie will give you a swipe now and then :eek:

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2725087]Yes, Chewie is known to rip your arms off if you beat him at games. :p[/QUOTE]

:clap::clap: Brilliant :bigsmile:

I fell in love with Chewie online (he’d been attacked by a dog and taken into the RSPCA, and according to the cattery lady he was being overlooked :(), but the name definitely sealed the deal hehe :bigsmile:


#2725

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725128]Early days yet, but Chewie will give you a swipe now and then :eek:[/QUOTE] Chewie swipes? Maybe what he really wants is a tablet to surf online for kittypo…cat videos? :smiley:


#2726

[QUOTE=DrageMester;2725130]Chewie swipes? Maybe what he really wants is a tablet to surf online for kittypo…cat videos? :D[/QUOTE]

LOL, he shares the PC with me. Well, I say share…I surf, he comes and plonks himself in front of the monitor. Checking I’m not looking at other cats maybe? :smiley:


#2727

[QUOTE=Arachne;2725131]LOL, he shares the PC with me. Well, I say share…I surf, he comes and plonks himself in front of the monitor. Checking I’m not looking at other cats maybe? :D[/QUOTE]

[B]Or…[/B]

Very glad you got another cat, especially one in need of a good home. I know how much Baz ment to you and it must have been very lonely without him. :flower:

One last salute to the old fella. :bow: This place won’t be the same without him. :iagree:


#2728

[QUOTE=Ibex;2725144][B]Or…[/B]

[/quote]

God forbid LOL :eek:

Very glad you got another cat, especially one in need of a good home. I know how much Baz ment to you and it must have been very lonely without him. :flower:

One last salute to the old fella. :bow: This place won’t be the same without him. :iagree:

I wasn’t going to, but (and now I really will sound like a crazy cat lady!) chatting to Baz when I came and went was quite a routine after 16 years, so I had to get another. Determined not to get a kitten though, as everyone wants those and they’re so easy to re-home. :slight_smile:

I’m sure Baz is up there saluting you back hehe - live long and pawspurr! :bigsmile:


#2729

Chewie kind of looks like our Preston:



#2730

We adopted two more kitties. One of our screwed up neighbors got evicted, came back during the night did damage to the apartment and let out the 5 cats that he had. We think (read “hope”) the other cats found a better home. We managed to get 2 ( the grey is “Loki” and the ginger/white is “Shane”). We got them to the vet and they are good and healthy. Preston, who has been “el numero uno” for awhile, since Charlie ran away, wasn’t too happy to be sharing his domain with two other cats. But, he’s getting along well now. He even lets them share his kitty mansion.