Some say that politics is all about beliefs and faith, akin to a religion. So I present the â€œTHE PSALM OF PRESIDENT, GEORGE W. BUSH,â€ by Anonymous
George W. Bush is my Shepherd, I shall not want,
He will leadeth me beside the still factories,
He will restoreth my doubt in politics,
He will guide me to the path of unemployment,
He will anointeth my wages with welfare and then take it away;
So my expenses will runneth over.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow his administration,
And I shall live in a one room flat forever.
5000 years ago Moses said, â€œPack your camel, pick up your
shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.â€
5000 years later F. D. Roosevelt said, â€œLay down your shovel, sit on
your ass, light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.â€
On Thursday, January 20, 2005, George W. Bush taxed our shovel, sold our
Camel, kicked our ass, and told us that Japan is the Promised Land.
P.S. I am glad I am American
I am glad that I am Free,
But I wish I were a little dog
And George W. Bush was a tree.