"In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)" ... bummer! :doh:
"In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder" ... but murders are allowed as long as you don't wear bulletproof vests?!?
"In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly Forbidden" ... not to mention stupid! :doh:
And then driving it down to Missouri uncaged is completely out of the question!
"In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has Not Committed A Felony" ... yeah, you'd definitely want 12-year olds to walk around fully armed! :iagree:
"In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy Weighing Less Than 50 lbs" ... those Idaho girls must like candy a LOT! :eek:
"In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands" ... is it legal to walk across a street on somebody else's hands?
"In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk" ... especially if it's called Wanda?
"In Arizona, It's Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos" ... how about leasing them instead?