“[I]In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)[/I]” … bummer!
“[I]In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder[/I]” … but murders are allowed as long as you don’t wear bulletproof vests?!?
“[I]In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly Forbidden[/I]” … not to mention stupid!
And then driving it down to Missouri uncaged is completely out of the question!
“[I]In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has Not Committed A Felony[/I]” … yeah, you’d definitely want 12-year olds to walk around fully armed!
“[I]In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy Weighing Less Than 50 lbs[/I]” … those Idaho girls must like candy a LOT!
“[I]In Connecticut, It’s Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands[/I]” … is it legal to walk across a street on somebody else’s hands?
“[I]In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk[/I]” … especially if it’s called Wanda?
“[I]In Arizona, It’s Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos[/I]” … how about leasing them instead?