How long is a joke?

*debro* · 06-01-2005

Such an ambiguous question ... but what's the length of a joke ...

*slayerking* · 06-01-2005

4,205++

*Namoh* · 06-01-2005

pi * 1,6180 everybody knows that.

*bcn_246* · 06-01-2005

My friend told me some crap joke today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by My friend (in real life)

Yo benZ, I is ding-digedy cool.
There is this panda [he is the dominant male btw] goes into this bar and eats some food and drinks some beer and a crack***** [who is human] comes upto him and asks if he wants sexy time and he says yes and they go back to her house and make a sexy-time and then he goes and she says "oi, pandaz, come back 'ere, ya 'avnt paid me", and he says ok [forgot part of joke, I think its the most important part, something about him looking it up in dictonery] and he says "a panda never pays, he eats, shoots, and leaves"

He got pissed off with me and attacked me afterwards 'coz I laughed at him before he started the joke.

Kus_Emmy · 06-01-2005

I know a fantastic joke, it's about a shark and hay who swimm in the sea but it isn't funny in English

So i'm gonna tell him in Dutch

Er zwemt een hooiberg in de zee..
Komt hij een haai tegen..
Zegt hij: Hooi haai
Zegt de haai: Haai Hooi

Whahahaahahahahhahahahaha

Gil T Pleasure · 06-01-2005

hahahhha... good one Emmy!

*bcn_246* · 06-01-2005

There a hay mount in the sea.. swims He comes a shark against.. He says: Hay shark says the shark: Shark hay

Kus_Emmy · 06-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcn_246

There a hay mount in the sea.. swims He comes a shark against.. He says: Hay shark says the shark: Shark hay

I've said you.. it's not funny in English

nshift · 07-01-2005

About 6 feet long

*debro* · 07-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by nshift

About 6 feet long

You laughed, didn't ya

That's a good joke

*xtacydima* · 07-01-2005

plz translate anyway???

*Namoh* · 07-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kus_Emmy

Er zwemt een hooiberg in de zee..
Komt hij een haai tegen..
Zegt hij: Hooi haai
Zegt de haai: Haai Hooi

Whahahaahahahahhahahahaha

Die is geinig.

@Emmy_Kus, How was snowboarding?
Did you find a new boyfriend?

Only for holding hands of course

*Airhead* · 07-01-2005

I saw a program on humor yesterday and I think Emmys joke would get lost in translation, as most japanese jokes do too. Japanese find puns very funny. I voted for as long a a pun

*Namoh* · 07-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airhead

I saw a program on humor yesterday and I think Emmys joke would get lost in translation, as most japanese jokes do too. Japanese find puns very funny. I voted for as long a a pun

Puns are fun.

A guy comes at the bakery, the baker cleans it.

*translated from Dutch so maybe the joke is ruined*

Kus_Emmy · 07-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Namoh

Die is geinig.

@Emmy_Kus, How was snowboarding?
Did you find a new boyfriend?

Only for holding hands of course

No haven't found a boyfriend.. The guys in Austria are really ugly, you know

snowboarding went fantastic

*Womble* · 07-01-2005

It's 42 in length, breadth and width.

*Airhead* · 08-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Namoh

A guy comes at the bakery, the baker cleans it.

Haha ewww

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*Namoh* · 10-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airhead

Haha ewww

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You understand it? It didn't get lost during translation, cool.

2 cows are sitting in a tree, playing cards. Then an egg fly's along.
The egg asks: can I join playing cards.
The two cows reply ............................ eggs can't play cards.

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*Airhead* · 10-01-2005

Two moose are out flying when one of them gets a bun in his eye.
"You got a bun in your eye!" the other moose says
"What?"
"You got a bun in your eye!!"
"What?!"
"YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EYE!"
"Sorry I cant hear you, I have a bun in my eye!"

Same school as Namoh's

*Namoh* · 10-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airhead

Two moose are out flying when one of them gets a bun in his eye.
"You got a bun in your eye!" the other moose says
"What?"
"You got a bun in your eye!!"
"What?!"
"YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EYE!"
"Sorry I cant hear you, I have a bun in my eye!"

Same school as Namoh's

We've got the same humour.

It's blue and not heavy.

Light blue.

View Poll Results: How long is a joke?
Forever and a day.	1	6.25%
A month.	0	0%
A week.	0	0%
An hour.	0	0%
5 minutes.	0	0%
1000 words.	0	0%
As long a a pun.	1	6.25%
Three lines.	2	12.50%
Until the slowest person gets it!	9	56.25%
I find large fake breasts hilarious, and especially the doorknocker which is a boob. I've had my sense of humour surgically removed.	3	18.75%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

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10-01-2005	#19
Airhead Letiled Modelatol Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: La Suède Posts: 7,113	Re: How long is a joke? Two moose are out flying when one of them gets a bun in his eye. "You got a bun in your eye!" the other moose says "What?" "You got a bun in your eye!!" "What?!" "YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EYE!" "Sorry I cant hear you, I have a bun in my eye!" Same school as Namoh's __________________ This line is currently vacant. Or Is It??? You want fast answers? Use our search. <-- Or else! If you have not already, read our rules! <-- Or else again! bcn_246: "Wales are shitty animals to, all they do is swim around and make funny noises that people cant hear." You really should join us on IRC! IrcNet, #cdfreaks-int \| Or go here Fear my massive avatar history log! Not updated! "But do they keep increasing in size like mine?" - kwkard

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