how to deal with a lying, manipulative, woman?

newtoburners · 27-03-2006

How do I deal with a woman for whom lying, manipulation is second nature. She is very cunning and uses her status as a woman to gain sympathy, use others, and further her interests. She is also completely ruthless.

*reasonsnotrules* · 27-03-2006

ummm i think you're in the wrong place.

this is the bargain basement forum. we could try to find you a discount on one, but not tell you how to deal with one.

although, as a woman, i will say that using any asset available to you as a woman is totally fair play

**Jesterrace** · 27-03-2006

WTF? I thought I needed my eyes checked when I first read this. I was trying to figure out how this fit in with great deals. The living room would be a better place for this.

*Bjproc* · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by newtoburners

How do I deal with a woman for whom lying, manipulation is second nature. She is very cunning and uses her status as a woman to gain sympathy, use others, and further her interests. She is also completely ruthless.

fallen out with the wife again

bkf · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by newtoburners

How do I deal with a woman for whom lying, manipulation is second nature. She is very cunning and uses her status as a woman to gain sympathy, use others, and further her interests. She is also completely ruthless.

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Tarbaby · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by newtoburners

How do I deal with a woman for whom lying, manipulation is second nature. She is very cunning and uses her status as a woman to gain sympathy, use others, and further her interests. She is also completely ruthless.

Unfortunately, it is the nature of the beast. If you are looking for a deal on her, no thank you. I am still making payments on my own problems. What do you do with media that won't work with your equipment? Why, wrap a pretty bow on it and put it on the sidewalk. There will be someone along shortly to take it away, saying, good enough for me. It is amusing to read their letters to "dear Abby" in the weeks that follow.

philamber · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Jesterrace

WTF? I thought I needed my eyes checked when I first read this. I was trying to figure out how this fit in with great deals. The living room would be a better place for this.

Perhaps he reckons that she's a "bargain".

Anyway, I moved the thread to the Living Room where it belongs.

**Arachne** · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Bjproc

fallen out with the wife again

LOL

Sorry, but any opinion of mine is gonna be biased, being female.

Scheirmes · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Arachne

LOL

Sorry, but any opinion of mine is gonna be biased, being female.

And that stopped a woman before?

Now I'm getting all the women against me ...

**Arachne** · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Scheirmes

And that stopped a woman before?

..

LMAO...that's true

*stroppy* · 27-03-2006

Chocolates, flowers, shoes, perfume, jewellry, sex (yes!!!)

but never false flattery!
(Or is that flat battery...Oh, I don't know!)

bkf · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by stroppy

Chocolates, flowers, shoes, perfume, jewellry, sex (yes!!!)

but never false flattery!
(Or is that flat battery...Oh, I don't know!)

I like mine better post 5

or put her food bowl and water dish on the back porch

A wet newspaper is an option

**Arachne** · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by bkf

or put her food bowl and water dish on the back porch

OUCH!!!! LOL

bkf · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Arachne

OUCH!!!! LOL

lol

*JayC30* · 27-03-2006

A bit of deep heat in the canisten would be a good bit of revenge, fireyjack is better.

*reasonsnotrules* · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by JayC30

A bit of deep heat in the canisten would be a good bit of revenge, fireyjack is better.

i don't even know what this means...is this some kind of crazy euro-slang? if so, will one of you fine UKers please translate for me?

bkf · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by reasonsnotrules

i don't even know what this means...is this some kind of crazy euro-slang? if so, will one of you fine UKers please translate for me?

Yea i missed that to. Might have to do a Google.
I looked it up, you dont want to know

**Arachne** · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by reasonsnotrules

i don't even know what this means...is this some kind of crazy euro-slang? if so, will one of you fine UKers please translate for me?

Canesten is thrush cream, and Deep Heat is a kind of heating cream that you put on painful muscles etc...ow, I'm in pain just thinking about what JayC said

No idea what "fireyjack" is though - now I need someone to translate for me

@bk

I'll forgive you, since that was so funny

*JayC30* · 27-03-2006

Deepheat is a muscle rub that heats up the area, firey jack is a lot hotter. Canistan is a cream used on the private areas when there is a fungal infection. Just cut up a chilli and touch your privates then times that pain by 10 for DH and 100 for FJ.

*reasonsnotrules* · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Arachne

Canesten is thrush cream, and Deep Heat is a kind of heating cream that you put on painful muscles etc...ow, I'm in pain just thinking about what JayC said

so basically he just said to put icy hot in the yeast infection cream applicator?!

*JayC30* · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Arachne

Canesten is thrush cream, and Deep Heat is a kind of heating cream that you put on painful muscles etc...ow, I'm in pain just thinking about what JayC said

That puts this

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OUCH!!!! LOL

in context.

bkf · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Arachne

Canesten is thrush cream, and Deep Heat is a kind of heating cream that you put on painful muscles etc...ow, I'm in pain just thinking about what JayC said

@bk

I'll forgive you, since that was so funny

Stop being so nice to me before I start breaking out in a rash

yeast infection

can we talk about something else?
im trying to drink a beer

KickF · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by newtoburners

How do I deal with a woman for whom lying, manipulation is second nature. She is very cunning and uses her status as a woman to gain sympathy, use others, and further her interests. She is also completely ruthless.

Sorry ! ,but the girls/womens in this forum has snaged hold on ower lifes and says we can`t tell you that. It`s a secret that we`ll never can give away says the girls.

*JayC30* · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by bkf

Stop being so nice to me before I start breaking out in a rash

Just check the rash cream for little holes first

**Arachne** · 27-03-2006

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Originally Posted by bkf

Stop being so nice to me before I start breaking out in a rash

Awwwwww bless

@JayC

Sure does *winces*

@reasonsnotrules

Yep, that's what he meant...I wouldn't like to get opn the wrong side of JayC after that

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